Hey Carlos?
Yeah Pablo.
What are the fish biting on today?
Bait mostly.
But what are you catching your bait with?
Hooks, what else?
Hey Manuel?
Yes Carlos.
I keep getting this weird rash. How do I avoid infection from biting insects?
That’s easy – don’t bite them!
Oh Santiago?
Yes Benito.
Why are there so many blue footed boobies mating on this island?
Because on the mainland the bare breasted boobies were getting all the attention!
Are you there Pedro?
Yes Juan.
Why do the gringos keep taking pictures of our toilets?
Good question, I don’t know!
